
5:00pm - 7:00pm: Registration Meet and Greet (Hotel Restaurant)
Stop by the on the first floor to sign in, pick up your name tag, and order some drinks while you mingle!
7:00pm - 7:30pm: Orientation and Scene Etiquette (Presidential Suite)
@Mister-Ben and the rest of the board for an orientation to our spanking party, where both newbies and seasoned pros will get the lowdown on making the most of this thrilling event! We'll dive into crucial safety tips, best play practices, and advice. Don't miss these crucial safety tips and best play practices to help you make the most of your weekend.
7:30pm - 9:00pm: Ice Breaker Games (Presidential Suite)
The spanking fun kicks off as @Mister-Ben and @Spankee82 help you get to know your fellow spankos with entertaining games and refreshments! Don’t miss this exciting chance to start your weekend of spanking fun off with a bang!
9:00pm - 2:00am: Suite Parties (Presidential & Executive Suites)
Party suites are open and available for play. Grab some snacks and drinks while you mingle and plan your next scene.
8:00am - 9:00am: Pool Gathering (Hotel Pool, 1st Floor)
For those early risers who like to start the day off wet, @Mister-Ben will host a daily gathering at the pool. Please conduct yourselves appropriately as this is a public space and other hotel guests may be around.
9:00am - 9:45am: Coffee Social (Hotel Lounge)
For those early risers who like to stay dry or need a dose of caffeine after your swim, @sunflower_kitten will host a gathering at the lounge on the first floor (through the door to the gym/pool) with a French press of freshly brewed coffee. Please conduct yourselves appropriately as this is a public space and other hotel guests may be around.
10:00am - 10:30am: Registration (Oakwood C)
Sign in and pick up your name tag at our registration table outside of Oakwood C before heading to our educational classes and discussions!
10:00am: Presidential & Executive Suites Open
10:00am - 10:45am: Demonstration - How to Swing (Almost) Anything (Oakwood C)
@Mister-Ben will go over how to use various types of impact play implements with live demos and notes on how to swing effectively.
11:00am - 11:45am: Discussion - Intentional Community (Oakwood C)
In another addition of the What Spankos Want Series, join @NightOwll for a moderated discussion on intentionally creating the kind of spanko communities we want to inhabit. This positive-focused conversation invites participants to reflect on what strengthens our community and to share ideas for cultivating those qualities. Topics may include what builds strong community, how we shape its culture with intention, what obligations we hold toward one another, and what behaviors and values we hope to practice and encourage.
11:45am - 1:45pm: Lunch Break
2:00pm - 2:30pm: Registration (Oakwood C)
Sign in and pick up your name tag at our registration table outside of Oakwood C before heading to our educational classes and discussions!
2:00pm - 2:45pm: Implement Demo - Demonstration (Oakwood C)
@ImpactHazard and @-WoodWorx- will host a dynamic implement demonstration! They will provide an expert overview of techniques for holding and swinging some of their most popular spanking implements, along with the safest spots on the body to strike for a thrilling yet safe play experience. Whether you're a novice or a pro, this session will enhance your skills and confidence.
3:00pm - 3:45pm: Discussion - Red Flags: How To Identify Bad Actors (Oakwood C)
The spanking scene and the larger BDSM community can be a prime breeding ground for predators, consent violators and master manipulators to take advantage of people when their guard is down. @DaDarkLordDM will present an open and frank discussion on how to spot these bad actors, steer clear of them and play safely.
4:00pm - 5:30pm: Spankee’s Choice - Uniformed Top Event. (Oakwood C)
This is a casual event where bottoms are encouraged to initiate play. All tops are welcome to take part, and while uniforms or costumes are welcome, they are not required. This is a hand spanking only event, spankings should be limited to no more than 3 minutes, and bare bottom spanking will not be allowed.
5:30pm - 7:00pm: Dinner Break
5:30pm - 7:00pm: Vending & Casino Night Setup (Oakwood C)
7:00pm - 11:00pm: Late Registration (Oakwood C @ WoodWorx Booth)
7:00pm - 11:00pm: Spanko Casino Night and Vending (Oakwood C)
Be sure to take advantage of this exciting new event to get to know your fellow spankos while testing your luck against the house with classic casino games such as Roulette, Craps, and Blackjack with a spanking twist. Our vendors will be open for business as well so don’t forget to check out the quality products and consider adding a few items to your kinky toy bag!
You can find all the rules and details for Spanko Casino HERE.
10:00pm - 2:00am: Suite Parties (Presidential & Executive Suites)
Party suites are open and available for play. Grab some snacks and drinks while you hang out with your friends in the main party suites and spank the night away!
8:00am - 8:45am: Pool Gathering (Hotel Pool, 1st Floor)
For those early risers who like to start the day off wet, @Mister-Ben will host a daily gathering at the pool. Please conduct yourselves appropriately as this is a public space and other hotel guests may be around.
10:00am: Suites Open
10:00am - 10:30am: Late Registration (Oakwood A)
Sign in and pick up your name tag at our registration table outside of Oakwood A before heading to our educational classes and discussions!
10:00am - 10:45am: Class - The Strongest Word in Submission - No (Oakwood A)
Giving power back to bottoms and learning how to be an active voice in play and negotiations. No is not taboo and we need to learn to both give and hold our no boundary when we give it. In this class, @Spankee82 will give practical skills on saying no without overthinking and giving yourself other tools in your toolbox when saying no is too hard to do.
11:00am - 11:45am: Discussion - The Importance of Open Communication (Oakwood A)
How important is open communication in scene? Either through a dynamic, negotiation or during play. Join @TheBourneSpanko to discuss this important, but commonly overlooked aspect of TTWD!
11:45pm - 1:45pm: Lunch Break
1:00pm: Suites Close for Detention/Paddled at School/Spanked at Home Setup
2:00pm - 2:45pm: TTWD (Top Tips With Discussion) - Discussion (Oakwood A)
Join @MageAndMischief and @OTKatt for the first half of a doubleheader designed for tops and aspiring tops. "TTWD: Top Tips With Discussion" will be a lively discussion that’s all about topping! Learn some tips, discover new top resources, and talk top shop with fellow attendees.
3:00pm - 3:45pm: Top skills Swap - Demo/Lab (Oakwood A)
Take a 15 minute break then join @MageAndMischief and @OTKatt for the second half of their doubleheader where you’ll get a chance to show off your favorite, go-to implements, share your best topping strategies, discuss techniques and.... practice on a lifelike butt dummy!
2:00pm - 5:30pm: Paddled at School/Spanked at Home (Presidential & Executive Suites)
This is an immersive school discipline event. Students will be required to attend detention before proceeding to the principal’s office, and finally face the wrath of mom and dad at home! Our goal is to make this event as authentic as possible. To that end, school swats will be administered with a paddle over clothing while at home spankings will have the option of having your pants lowered or skirt lifted. This event is intended only for bottoms, and no spectators will be allowed.
2:30pm - 5:30pm: Decompression Space (Room 311)
Any bottom that may be anxious about going to detention, the principal’s office or seeing mom and dad or need to decompress with other people after, @Spankee82 will host this supportive space for bottom identifying peeps. Please note, this is for bottoms only and not a play space.
5:30pm: Suites Re-Open
5:30pm - 6:00pm: Spanko Karaoke Setup & Check-in (Oakwood A)
If you sign up to perform, you will need to check in here with @EdHammer, @ChrisPowell68, & @dawndy.
6:00pm - 8:00pm: Portillo’s Dinner
Meet us at Portillo’s for a casual dinner where you can enjoy some Chicago classics like an Italian beef sandwich, or a chocolate cake shake! The restaurant is a short drive from the hotel in Rolling Meadows.
8:30pm - 10:00pm: Spanko Karaoke (Oakwood A)
Spanko Karaoke makes its return at Spakopalooza. Join hosts @EdHammer, @ChrisPowell68, and @dawndy for a fun event with some of your favorite songs completely re-written with a spanko theme. There’ll be solos, duets, and even full group sing-a-longs. Even if you’re not a “singer”, you’ll still enjoy being entertained by your fellow spankos and participating in the full-group numbers. Interested in performing a song? Check out the available songs in advance by visiting Ed’s Song Parody Collection HERE, then watch for the official signup tread in the Wood Worx Events FetLife Group and get your name on the list to perform!
10:00pm - 2:00am: Suite Parties (Presidential & Executive Suites)
Party suites are open and available for play. Grab some snacks and drinks while you hang out with your friends in the main party suites and spank the night away!
1:00am - 2:00am: Group Flogging/Strapping (Presidential Suite)
A fun, inclusive group event where tops will be wielding a multitude of floggers or straps. Group floggings/strappings can be fun and generally relaxing, and they're a great way for some to either wind down or gain a second wind for a long night of play. Tops and bottoms will rotate in and out to best allow for as many people as possible to get involved and have a great time!
9:00am - 9:45am: Pool Gathering (Hotel Pool, 1st Floor)
For those early risers who like to start the day off wet, @Mister-Benwill host a daily gathering at the pool. Please conduct yourselves appropriately as this is a public space and other hotel guests may be around.
11:30am - 1:30pm: Spanking Court (Presidential Suite)
Spanking court is open to all participants, whether you are a top, bottom, switch, or identify as another role. Stop by if you want to get your friends in trouble, seek retribution against a totally unfair punishment, or sit back and be entertained.
Judge @Mister-Ben will preside over your case and determine your fate: swats if a bottom is found guilty or service time if a top is found guilty.
Make sure your case is solid! If you take someone to court and the defendant is found not guilty, the roles can be reversed, and you might end up with the consequence!
1:30pm - 3:00pm: Lunch Break
2:30pm: Presidential Suite Close for Spring Break House Party Setup
3:00pm - 4:00pm: Spring Break House Party (Presidential Suite)
Step into a “spring break-style house party” hosted by @JustSpankful, where the focus is on good music, light-hearted socializing, and a mix of casual games. Each room has its own subtle shift in tone, from playful and social to bratty and carefree. Use this time to catch up with friends or meet new faces. The atmosphere keeps things light, playful, and just a little mischievous. As the party reaches the end, expect an unexpected twist. For those who want to indulge in playful misbehavior, stick around to see the party get “crashed” as tops come in to spank any naughty brats or mischief-makers. It’s a social, interactive event that blends relaxed hangout energy with just enough edge to keep things interesting. Everyone, tops included, are welcome to join the fun.
3:00pm: Executive Suite Close for Littles Space Setup
4:15pm - 2:00am: Open Play (Presidential Suite)
3:30pm - 5:30pm: Littles Space (Executive Suite)
Get comfortable with your favorite stuffed animals and spend some time in a safe space with friends. If you behave yourself, there may even be story time! Give a big hug and thank @Tsosf2(Bonnie) and @ChrisPowell68 for all their help in putting this event together.
6:00pm - 6:45pm: F/F (Executive Suite)
Engage in spanking play where women spank other women. This is an unmonitored event and is just a safe place for people to explore an opportunity to play and/or meet others with a similar interest without spectators.
7:00pm - 7:45pm: F/M (Executive Suite)
Engage in spanking play where women spank men. This is an unmonitored event and is just a safe place for people to explore an opportunity to play and/or meet others with a similar interest without spectators.
8:00pm - 8:45pm: M/M (Executive Suite)
Engage in spanking play where men spank other men. This is an unmonitored event and is just a safe place for people to explore an opportunity to play and/or meet others with a similar interest without spectators.
9:00pm - 2:00am: Game Night (Executive Suite)
If you need a space to decompress from all the weekends activities we will have a variety of card games available for anyone that would like to have some lowkey down time with new and old friends.
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